๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽช WELCOME TO THE INTERNET'S #1 PANDEMIC TIME CAPSULE โ€” VOTE, CONFESS, HOARD, SIGN ๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽช

~*~ THE COMEDY
TIME CAPSULE ~*~

the unhinged interactive archive of the year we all shared

you are visitor number ------ to this establishment
๐Ÿ“… ON THIS DAY IN 2020
the capsule remembers so you don't have to
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RETRIEVING QUESTIONABLE MEMORIES...
a different memory unlocks every day โ€” come back tomorrow ๐Ÿ“†
๐Ÿงป THE GLOBAL TOILET PAPER HOARD
every visitor's clicks feed one giant worldwide stockpile. tap the roll.
GLOBAL HOARD: COUNTING... rolls
your contribution this visit: 0
๐Ÿ˜ฑ THE PANIC-O-METER
how hard are the 2020 flashbacks hitting you today? vote and see the world's average.
CONSULTING THE PANIC DATABASE...
๐Ÿ“Š THE LIVE POLLS
settle 2020's great debates. results are shared with every visitor.
Which 2020 panic purchase do you regret the LEAST?
Which sound still triggers a full-body flashback?
๐Ÿ™Š THE CONFESSIONS WALL
anonymously admit what you did in 2020. react to the best ones.
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โœ๏ธ SIGN THE GUESTBOOK
leave your mark on the capsule, like it's 1999 all over again
โœฆ rumor has it signing the guestbook unlocks something that has been quarantined since 2020...
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